one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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