- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

whats up and also down? your mum

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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