Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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