Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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The FCC

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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