Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

knock,knock you suck

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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