- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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