Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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david poredos

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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