What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Abortion.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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