- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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