- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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