Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Do you play piano? No

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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well now

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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