- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

whats 7+4? 74

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

a black guy walks into a black bar

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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