- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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