- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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