Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Then none of us want to be right.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

willie revilame

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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