Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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vitamin c

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Your mother is so fat.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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