Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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