Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

the power to turn magnetism into light

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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