- Anti Joke

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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