Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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