- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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