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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A seal walks into a club.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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