- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

I read the terms of service.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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