- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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