I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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gay porn...

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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