Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Good job, son.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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