How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

NASCAR

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I agree to the terms and conditions

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A Mormon walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops