- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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