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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what is orange and blue 2 colors

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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