A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Your mam is so fat.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

wanna here a joke? you.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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