what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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