Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Suck pussy

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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