- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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