Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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