Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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