whats brown and booky a book.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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