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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

did you stub your toe?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

hola said the chinese man

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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