- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

I like that, but why am I happy?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Albert your flies undone.

Justin beiber..

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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