Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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