- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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