Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

I will create more jobs for americans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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