An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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hi dave

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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