- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

You know what's catchy? A cold

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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