there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Mahmy

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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