Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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