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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How high is the sky? True or False

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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