What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What happened to your hamster? It died.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Continents are large islands.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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