- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Womens rights.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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