- Anti Joke

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

I'm homeless.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.