What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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