Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

President Donald Trump

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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