Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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boo

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Get it? More.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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