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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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