- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

masturbating on a tarc bus

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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