- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What does greg and Ian have in common?

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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