Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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