Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

hi dave

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ross.

Anti Joke

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