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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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