- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a black guy hates chicken.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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