A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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