How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

whats worse than gill? nothing

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

A child walks into a classroom.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why dont they make black forks

I like your hair

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