Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

4 hours later.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

MySpace.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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