- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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