- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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