- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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