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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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