- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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