Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Hi, my name is Jake.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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