Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Anti Joke

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