what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Rush Limbaugh

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Hi, my name is Jake.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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