- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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