- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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