Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's white and gluey Glue

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Ben Corbishley

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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