What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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