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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

You're tall.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

My cat just died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

roses are red violets should be purple

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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