Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

you suck

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

your life

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

your face is kinda funny

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Anti Joke

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