Sex vagina. lol.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

you suck

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

your face is kinda funny

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

think twice or at least think

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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