How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

angelosnyder is not gay

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Connor is homo

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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