What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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your life

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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