What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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