Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

my wife out of the kitchen

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a banana? A banana.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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