- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

404 Error: Joke not found

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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