whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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