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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

that wall over there ->

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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