WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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