How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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