I have an erection My mom!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

1+1=2

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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