I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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well now

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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whats the capital of congo famine

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Anti Joke

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