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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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