- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What is square and grey? A grey square.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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