- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Irish sobriety

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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