Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What's blue? The sky.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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