Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What is cowboy say

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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