What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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