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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Erectile Dysfunction.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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