Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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