Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

so...um, yeah

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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