- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

KONY 2012

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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