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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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