A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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