Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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