why do mexicans get made fun of

An Aisian failed a test

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

No thank you, I don't like violence

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

flavin's head

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

womans rights...

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

your life

Tucker Rivera

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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