- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock The doors already open

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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