What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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hi anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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