- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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