- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Agent 47.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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