What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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VITAMIN C!

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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