- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian women drivers...

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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