'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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