- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

rose are red violets should be purple

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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