why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Michael Brown

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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