one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Justin Bieber

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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okay so theres this guy.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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