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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!