- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

whats black? the colour

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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