- Anti Joke

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania