- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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