Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Justin

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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so how about that irline food

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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