- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.