- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What happened to your hamster? It died.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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