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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

whats 7+4? 74

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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