Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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womens rights

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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