What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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