You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

black people

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

My wife made me a sandwich

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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