why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Bitch

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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