How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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